Joke Of The Day!

Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot'' one of them suggested the nearby cemetery .
As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate' but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in d bag .
Few minuets latter A drunkard*beer*on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice:
"One for me, one for u. "One for me, one for u"
He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest.
"Father father pls come with me come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery."
They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued:
"One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u..
Suddenly the voice stopped counting and says:
"What about the two at the gate?"
Omoo con see marathon "world fastest man no fit compete the drunk and the priest for race...in fact the priest almost passed church gate shouting we are not dead oooooooo lol

Do have a great day.